Crónica TV se dio una panzada con el Gato en la cornisa
Una noticia desopilante en medio de la cuarentena. Los chistes con Macri.
Un show de neorealismo italiano en plena cuarentena. Parece que los productores de Crónica TV están aburridos. El show se montó en torno a la denuncia de una vecina que dijo que hacia días llamaba a los bomberos para que ayudaran a bajar a “manchita”, una mascota que quedó colgada de una cornisa, justo al lado del sindicato de camioneros.
Tras una tensa espera, el cronista logró que una dotación de bomberos arribara al lugar y fuera al rescate. Crónica tituló “Si se puede… ” y “No se inunda más”.
Manchita lpm bajá de ahí querés pic.twitter.com/BePUi2tB45
— Eve (@ferreiira_eve) April 21, 2020
— Sir Rodrik (@rodriiCABJ99) April 21, 2020
Last updated: January 13, 2022
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